Four Month Blood Cleanse sends certified Hoarding Cleanup technicians to Funk properties around the clock. We handle the scene so you and your family don't have to.


Four Month Blood Cleanse has served Funk and the broader Funk, NE area with licensed, insured Hoarding Cleanup response for years. We're not a call center that dispatches whoever's cheapest โ we're a dedicated crew that trains constantly and answers our own phones, 24 hours a day.
Because our team is based near Funk, we're not waiting on a technician to drive in from out of state. We know the local roads, the local disposal facilities, and the local regulations โ and that translates into a faster, smoother job for you.
Beyond the technical side, our Funk team understands that a biohazard call almost always comes during a stressful, sometimes traumatic moment. That's why every technician goes through communication training in addition to safety certification โ so you get a crew that's skilled with equipment and calm with people.
Biohazard cleanup isn't just about scrubbing a surface โ it's a regulated field with real health and safety requirements. Here's what stands behind every job we do in Funk.
We're happy to walk you through our certifications and process over the phone before you commit to anything โ call +1-844-401-0166 and ask any question you have about how we work in Funk.
Every job is different, but our process isn't. Whatever brought you to this page, our Funk technicians are trained and equipped to handle it safely, thoroughly, and discreetly.
When you call our emergency line in Funk, we mobilize a crew immediately โ no waiting until morning, no answering machines. A technician stays on the phone with you until help arrives if you need it.
Homes in Funk call us for everything from hoarding cleanup to infectious disease decontamination. We restore the space fully before we leave, and we walk you through every finished area before we consider the job done.
Funk business owners call us to get facilities back to code fast โ with full documentation for insurance, health department, and OSHA compliance. We can often schedule work outside business hours to limit disruption.
Not every job fits a checklist. When Funk families or businesses face an unusual biohazard situation, our senior technicians step in with specialized tools and training built for exactly that scenario.
No two calls are identical, but most fall into a few categories. Here's a closer look at what our Funk team handles on a regular basis.
When a death goes unnoticed for days or longer, biological material can affect flooring, subflooring, and even structural materials. Our Funk crew removes affected materials safely and eliminates odor at the source, not just on the surface.
Families in Funk facing this kind of loss deserve a crew that works quickly and quietly. We coordinate with law enforcement when needed and complete cleanup once the scene has been released.
Hoarding jobs in Funk often involve biological hazards hidden under clutter โ mold, pest waste, and spoiled materials. We sort with care, separate salvageable items when asked, and sanitize the full property.
Raw sewage introduces serious pathogens into a Funk home or business fast. We extract contaminated water, disinfect affected materials, and address any lingering odor or moisture risk.
When a property in Funk has been exposed to an infectious illness, we perform full surface and airborne decontamination using medical-grade disinfectants to reduce risk for anyone who uses the space next.
Former drug production sites in Funk leave behind chemical residue that ordinary cleaning can't remove. Our specialized team tests, treats, and clears the property according to NE remediation standards.
No hold music, no call centers overseas. Your call is answered locally and a technician is assigned right away.
We show up quickly and quietly โ no branded trucks parked outside broadcasting what's happening.
Before any work begins, we explain the process, the timeline, and the cost โ no surprises later.
Our team follows OSHA and NE health protocols to fully decontaminate the space, not just clean the surface.
We handle chain-of-custody disposal and provide the paperwork your insurer or property manager may require.
Biohazard incidents happen everywhere โ homes, offices, vehicles, and public spaces. Here's how our Funk team adapts to each one.
The most common call we get in Funk โ bedrooms, bathrooms, garages, and everything in between, cleaned and sanitized with the family's privacy in mind.
We coordinate with tenants, landlords, and property managers across Funk to resolve incidents quickly and keep other units unaffected.
Our Funk commercial clients count on us to restore a space to safe, presentable condition with minimal disruption to operations.
Biohazard incidents inside a vehicle require specialized treatment of upholstery, carpeting, and hard-to-reach areas โ we handle Funk vehicle jobs regularly.
Larger Funk facilities call for a scaled-up crew and equipment set. We staff industrial jobs according to the size and complexity of the site.
We work with Funk property managers and municipal contacts to decontaminate shared spaces safely and get them back in service quickly.
We know the cost of Hoarding Cleanup services is a real concern. Here's what to expect when it comes to pricing, insurance, and paperwork.
Every Funk customer gets the same level of documentation, whether the job is billed to insurance or paid directly. That consistency protects you either way.
We know you're not just comparing prices โ you're trusting someone to handle one of the hardest moments you'll deal with. Here's why Funk residents choose us.
We quote the job before we start โ no inflated invoices, no surprise line items after the work is done. Our Funk estimates reflect the actual scope of the job, not a guess.
Because we're locally positioned near Funk, our average arrival time beats companies dispatching from farther away. That speed matters when biological hazards are involved.
Unmarked vehicles, plain uniforms, and a no-questions-asked approach with neighbors โ your privacy matters to us on every Funk call.
Our team documents every step of the job to support your insurance claim, and we bill many major carriers directly to reduce your paperwork.
We don't consider a job finished until the space passes our own internal inspection standard, not just a quick visual check.
We treat every Funk customer with the same patience and respect we'd want for our own families, from the first phone call to the final walkthrough.
"They arrived within the hour and handled everything with so much care. I couldn't have gotten through that day without them, and I'll never forget how patient they were with my questions."
"Our office had an incident and Four Month Blood Cleanse had a crew here within 90 minutes. They also handled the paperwork for our insurance, which saved us so much time."
"Pricing was exactly what they quoted on the phone โ no surprises on the final bill, which I really appreciated."
"Our property management company now calls Four Month Blood Cleanse first for any biohazard issue across our Funk buildings, and they've never let us down."
"Compassionate is the right word. They handled a hard situation for our family with real care, and I would recommend them to anyone in Funk."
Our Funk dispatch covers the full metro area, including nearby suburbs and rural properties throughout Funk, NE. We staff our crews specifically to keep response times consistent across the whole coverage area.
Our Funk coverage area includes the following zip codes: 68940 โ and nearby areas throughout Funk, NE. One call confirms your coverage and gets a crew moving toward your address right away.

Every hour matters. Our Funk emergency line is live right now โ call and we'll walk you through what happens next.
๐ Call +1-844-401-0166 โ Funk 24/7 Emergency Line